Russell Howard’s Good News

Ok…just seen this episode where Natalie Worth and I appeared as the Mystery Guests on Russell Howard’s Good News show. To be honest I think that was more nerve racking in front of two hundred people compared to live TV! We had a great laugh and Russell is a very funny guy. It was probably best a lot of it was edited out…but I knew the bit about me having to drop my trousers would make it in! I literally am losing count of how many people are questioning my hair, and it has already been arranged to be cut and coloured under the supervision of a stylist! Everyone was great at the studio and made us feel very welcome, managed to catch a glimpse of Jet (from Gladiators) and Alistair Mcgowan. One being a pin-up back in my day and one definitely not!!

210 thoughts on “Russell Howard’s Good News

  1. Dear Russell,

    I do not know where to start!

    You are not funny!! Oh, I did know where to start after all.

    Try reading that out using one of your hilarious accents!! Oh, you can’t. You don’t have any hilarious accents. You must know how weak your comedy is – you are obviously a bright guy.

    Try harder for goodness sake!!

    Kind regards

    Peter Sellers

    • listen mate russel is funny and tbh if it’s not your cup of tea then dont watch it. further more have you got the balls to get up on stage everyweek and do what he does (no you dont you just hide behind a pc monitor critisizing everyone).

      • Russell Howard is one of THE top 3 funniest comedians around so shut it and don’t take the mick keyboard warrior!

          • Dear Roddy Mcintosh or Peter Sellers,

            I don’t know where to start!

            You suck ass! Ohh I did know where to start after all.

            I don’t care if you think Russell Howard’s comedy is shit, everyone is entitled to their opinion. I just thought it would be fun to write a comment but not about Russell no no no that would be far too boring. I want to write a comment to YOU!!!

            First of all you have two names! Is it Peter or Roddy? I shall call you Roddy (becasue is a funny name)

            Ohhh Roddy… Roddy, Roddy, Roddy.
            I would very much like it if you covered your body in chocolate sauce and dived into an ant pit. So that way the ants can crawl your bum but chances are you would enjoy it when the anteater licks your bumhole. YOU DIRTY LITTLE PERV!!!

            Peace out Roddy!

            Kind regards (Not Really)

            John Smith

            p.s You still suck ass!

          • urm what the hell keybord warrior ? and i agree he is really funny
            just warn me when hes going to sing next time

    • Dont insult Russell!!!!!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to stand up infrot of around 200 people and make them laugh i dont think that you could do that ?1? He works exxtremly hard to do his show and maybe you should try and show respect.If you dont think it’s funny then dontcomment or even watch the show.But the people that do watch enjoy and love his show.So yeah
      Bestest future
      Holly g

    • you my friend, are delirious. If you think that he isnt funny, then you can bugger off. If you dont like his sense of humor…DONT WATCH HIS PROGRAM! SIMPLE!

  2. ive got a brill story for good news… it was featured in the sun on march 19th page 39 about alittle autistic boy who is almost 4 but cant speak and his mum (24) tought him sign language and after a long time he finally signed I LOVE YOU to her, its such a lovely story if you look it up really heart warming, the telegraph also covered it the following monday and i think the daily mail 2!!! really beautiful!! CHECK IT OUT for “kids” or the its not all doom and gloom bit, also his mum is cutting all her hair off for charity to make a wig for kids with cancer!!!

  3. Please have a look at this – daily mail(classic) villagers uproar on a bakery called ‘nice buns’ in henlow. Brilliant x

  4. at the end of the last series there was a bit about how if you found a good news story then you should send it in. Imight just have one. Big Issue, ‘if i were queen for the day’ pg 7. tells you how your health can be improve by not breathing.

  5. i just watched the series 4 episode 2 of russell howards good news, what was with that rascist hindu at the end of the show, if a white person was there doing what he was doing it wouldnt be aloud on air, he wasnt even funny he just kept going on about that he is brown.

  6. I just saw your show by scanniong up and down the channels and was captivated by the enginuity of your surprise guest initially. however, your ‘good news’ item moved me to tears. What a brilliant little boy Harvey is. I can’t do anything to help but I want only to say to his parents wow!!!! I really hope hope his dreams come true!

  7. Please stop broadcasting anything to do with ‘Russell Howard’, we’ve all seen enough, who actually likes this guy? even Stephen Fry put him down, well done Stephen, is he trying to be the news version of Harry Hill? big difference is that Harry Hill is funny. Does my head in when i have to pay my TV licence to pay some unfunny boz eyed blokes wages. Wake up and get him off TV and if you do want to watch him go to his shows.

    • To be honest if you really dont like Russell as we do, DON’T WATCH!!! its as simle as that. Quit crying about something you dont find funny and watch whatever you want….jeeez

    • Omg leave him alone, he is epic. Why are you writing this on his site if you don’t like him. You are just trying to get attention, well look you’ve got it.

    • dont like it dont watch it plus making fun of someones looks what are you a 12 year old girl. no wait thats offensive to 12 year old girs, to be compared to you.

    • Right,if you dont like him so much,why did you bother to go on this site and type it?go somewhere where someone CARES!&how about you go and watch steven fry citisize russell with your earl grey tea and your monacle somewhere else!…

    • There was once a boy called Dave Rutter,
      Everyone thought he was a nutter,
      He had no balls,
      And made bird calls,
      Because the bastard was clearly a nutter!

      I enjoyed writing that! Thanks Dave!

      p.s Roddy Mcintosh still sucks ass!

    • Douche, stop taking the p*** out of Russ!!! You sound like Buzz Killington off Family Guy!!!! =) It’s not fair to those who like him, that’s the majority of us. =)

    • Ok ,Dave Rutter you dont like him then you are the on,y one ok .Russell Is Amazing talanted and it takes alot of gutts to do wat he does!!.And i f yuo were born with a lazy eye how would you like it if a Idiot like you came along a started to say bad to you for now good reason .And btw Stehen fryi s has his own oppinion if yuo dont like it then dont watch (actually you are paying sky or whateva,Not to Russell ,We his fans pay to go see him live) And He is funny unlike you
      You’re sincere;y
      hollyg

  8. Love the show, with the death of elizabeth sladen, please give her a mention and if possible make it the good news story please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    when i say the good news story i mean for all of what she has accomplished

    And a lot of people would agree,
    but please no jokes about her, the aliens maybe but not her
    as a lot of people loved her or see if a alien or member of the cast could come on as mystery guests

    P.S the beginning is not meant to sound as if it isn’t important as i loved her dearly as a fan
    and please email me back russell as i would really love to meet you i am a huge fan and would like some comedic help,

    thanks Joshua Trober
    R.I.P Elizabeth sladen

  9. hey russell ,
    well i dont know where to post my ‘it not all doom and gloom’ story so well here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9uU34-JL9k
    my auntie was diagnosed with lung cancer and before she began chemo-therapy, she shaved her hair and raised about £500 for RETS disease.
    hope you can play this video on your show it would mean alot to me i really miss her.

    P.S i love you and your show i watch it every week

    thanks, hannah G

  10. GOOD NEWS STORY!

    On the 29th March, my friends step dad Tim Fenner went missing, and for nearly a month I watched her family and his daughters go through complete hell trying to find him, and cope with leads that went nowhere. On his 50th Birthday – 17th April he was still missing, and the wonderful family organised a balloon launch which over 300 people (some just residents in Bristol that couldn’t stay away from the event), showed up and released around 900 balloons, it was the first time I saw my friends mother (Tims long term partner) smile in 3 weeks, and it just gave such a great feeling of hope that he would come home soon.

    http://www.jackbristol.com/newscentre/bristols-news/balloon-release-help-in-search-for-missing-man-5945?amp

    On easter sunday, Tim Fenner was back with his family having been found saturday night. As you can imagine the family, and friends alike are overwhelmed and it is a dream come true.

    Please cover this some how, it has shown us that if you push hard enough, great things can happen!!!

  11. Dear Russell Howard

    I just want to say you are so hilarous I watch your show every Thursdays and Saturdays you are the best comedian in the world. All of your show is amazing you know how to make a girl laugh on a night before she goes to bed haha. So I would just love to say thank you for making my nights full of fun. Please don’t stop show Russell Howard’s Good News please don’t

    thank you
    from Katie Lumley :)

  12. Hey Russ,

    Got a Bill Turnbull for you: 7:55am, BBC Breakfast – Bill says to Sian “Did i hurt you…?”

    Daniel.

  13. Hey Russell I had a thought….Why doesn’t someone watch and count how many times Diana’s name is mentioned during the royal wedding….

    No disrespect is meant but guaranteed the news and the media will make references about everything and compare it with Diana’s wedding.

  14. Russ the show is great entertainment. Clever, witty, oriiginal.Just one thing, please stop saying “TO BE HONEST”…you are much brighter than that.x

  15. I think it was the Mystery Guest on Episode 6.
    The ettiquette teaching guy…

    He looked like a blond David Cameron.
    He looked like Boris Johnson and David Cameron had a baby!
    I can’t be the only person who spotted the similarities.
    Did anyone else notice?

  16. dear russell i think you r shows are brilliant hope you keep getting funnyer everytime . everytime im bored uyou always make me get my laugh on everytime i go to school i try to be as funny as you and theysay that i am funny wen i say dirty stuff u say and they like the way i say it and everything i love it wen u do the voice of the queen funny as lol hope u stay funny

  17. Dave Rutter, You do not “have to” watch anything that’s what the on/off button is for, knobjockey

  18. there is a story that was in the welsh news about a week ago about a cat that went missing and was found 400 miles away about 4 months later, and the news reporter thought that the cat may have jumped in the back of a lorry ! :L

  19. Monday the 27th june there is an interview with John mcenroe and Sue Barker at Wimbledon. Behind them are two ball boys talking. Just watch the tall lad and see what he does with his hands. Think its something to do with large breasts :L

  20. russell i think you should know that apple have got an advert for there i phone with a british airways app and the time is 09:11 surley this cant be right with an american company??????????
    :)

  21. Man ‘defecated on dead hedgehog in street’

    Published on Friday 22 July 2011 16:00

    A MAN accused of outraging public decency by defecating on a dead hedgehog in a Spalding street, will stand trial at the town’s magistrates’ court on Thursday, September 8.

    Victor Ford (33), formerly of Gamlyn Close, Spalding, and now living in Boston’s Middlecott Close, pleaded not guilty to the charge when he appeared before Spalding magistrates on Thursday.

    The charge relates to an incident on July 3.

  22. Read the Mail on Sunday, the article about the Tottenham riots.

    ‘Windows were smashed at a Barclays Bank and pictures on Twitter appeared to show the building being looted.

    There were also reports that youths had stormed McDonald’s and started frying their own burgers and chips’

    Really prioritising the important stuff.

  23. Hi Russ,
    I’m a really big fan of the show, could you please make another series?!
    My brother had to work in London for two nights earlier this week so I offered his fiance that I sleep over there to give her company.
    I took a DVD of your “first series best bits” and she loved it. At one point, she was drinking her beer, she laughed so hard that she spit a bit on me! XD We are very close and love each other dearly. I can’t wait to buy the next DVD of Right here right now. You are one of the most hillarious people in the world!!

  24. Great show this evening as ever, I was disapointed by the “Child sex and Dildo” sketch though, not funny and in poor taste. Children and gambling on marbles is a serious subject and not helped by your sexual inuendo and other references, very poor taste. I was tempted to turn off the TV but gave you a reprieve on the basis of your previous good humour, I shall not be watching this weeks extended edition however and will be less forgiving of such poor taste in future.

  25. Russell,

    I was watching your show (04/11/11) and 2 things. First off, the little girl addicted to marbles and in debt pimping out Igglepiggle??? Igglepiggle is the blue dude, Upsy Daisy is the girl.

    Also, Scottish accent not up to much…………. but you are still a cutie pie.

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  26. And just as a by the by for anyone looking at this. I watched Russell talking about the PostPals website and have actually sent a few cards and am now chatting with a few kids. It really is sooooo rewarding and anyone who actually listens enough to post on here should really do it to.

    Not just for the children but for you. It totally changes your outlook on life.

    xx

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  27. can you please show this on your show please
    ‘Golden Voice’ homeless man finds job, home after viral video success
    thanks
    ps love your irsh accent.

  28. i luve ur show saw u on children in need wen i see ur show i go mental like a kid in a sweet shop with £100 to spend. i just cant live without your show i am nicki17950 and i luv ur show :)

  29. please please put this on ur show u wont regret it its called funny monkey with gun its on youtube and u will never regret it the monkey rules the jungle and it was on the news u must type and see please mention my name nicole i will never forget it it would make my day next thursday please do it :) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) PLEASE DO IT

  30. Challenge to find another weird story in comparison to the prostitute turning into a donkey?…… there’s a thing on you tube….. which we all love….. and well just in case u couldn’t think people couldn’t believe anything weirder… they can….

    They believe a girl didn’t obey part of religious scripture and turned into a fish….
    The ironic thing is that they honestly tried filming this fish out of water which is large? with freaky music in the background? and as upside down it appears to have facial features? of course this myth must be true! :O dun dun dun…….

    Nope… its just a guitar fish upside down….. either that or there’s a hell loads of women out there that turned into fishes?

  31. Hey,
    Just wanted to say I really hope your hand gets better soon!
    I broke my finger in the summer this year while working in France, I was given the same cast as you! My snake arm as I called it! A boy called Harry Potter fell on me while caving (Im an outdoor pursuits instructor, and I know the name sounds far fetched). I broke his fall but sadly he broke my finger in four places. I know how painful it can be and after 5 months of intense physio I am finally on the road to recovery. Please do keep your fingers moving because French doctors told me not to and now I can never make a fist and have limited strength. Considering I’m only 19 years old its a scary thought.
    However its not all bad news, I was told I could loose my hand but due to the hard work at physio I have almost normal movement again (and keep my hand yay). As a result I am planning to raise money for people who have lost limbs due to war in Iraq etc for the physio teams that help to rebuild lives. I found my good news to my bad news, I hope you find yours.
    Love your show so much! And as much as it sucks that you broke your hand, what were you thinking doing a push up on a stool made to brake!! haha ! Im sure you don’t read these kinda things, but still Get well soon.
    Katie

  32. Hi,
    First off, I can empathise with the hand – broke my wrist last weekend doing a play rehearsal, so hope yours heals soon!
    Second, I heard that if we had any good stories we should post them on here, and this video is adorable and the perfect amount of crazy for this show: a small pig giving a baby monkey a piggy-back, backed by a topical song. Seriously, it’s insane but awesome.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o

    Enjoy! And good luck with the rest of the series, loving it so far! :)

  33. Hihi Russ,

    Since you loved the ‘gackk’ dog; you’re gonna love this class moment caught on camera, it’s right at the end. I laughed so hard; love your show, keep up the good news!

    Ilona ^_~

  34. Russell – an amazing woman in America – April Winchell (who is Clarabelle the Cow in Disney programs, and whose father voiced Tigger and Dick Dastardly) is being screwed by Paypal when trying to organise a Christmas gift program for disadvantaged kids.

    The whole story is better read from her website – http://www.regretsy.com/ – Paypal basically told her she could raise money for sick cats, but not disadvantaged children. They’ve charged her fees on donations they’ve made her return, twice, and frozen all her own accounts. April Winchell (she goes by Helen Killer on the site) regularly runs ”April’s Army” to help people in financial trouble who use the site Etsy, she does and has done so much, she doesn’t deserve this.

  35. Check out who’s running for Republican nomination for presidency. You can’t NOT laugh at these people:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9bvreW08X0
    Yes, Michele Bachmann thinks France is being taken over by ‘A muslim catholic’. But a little kid’s response to her was absolutely beautiful: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070481/Michele-Bachmann-left-speechless-boy-says-My-moms-gay-doesnt-need-fixing.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
    She thinks gay couples have equal marriage rights but this is probably why: http://www.metroweekly.com/news/last_word/2011/12/michele-bachmann-and-rick-perr.html
    The Young Turks episode in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2nK1sskUG4

  36. hi russell,

    your the best ever and i watch you every time you bring out a new episode.

    it was the funniest ever when you tried to do a press up on that fake stall!

    im 12 and you make me laugh so keep on rolling :)

  37. hey russ,
    while i was on work experience my mate nicola and i constantly talked about you. crearing eachother up by quoting you. we fond a rabbit that she kinda thought looked like you so we named it russel.
    please please please mention her on your show she watches it every week. nicola barton i think is your biggest fan ever. thanks russ <3 XD

  38. Russell I LOVE YOU! Please never stop making Russell Howards Good News! You make me and my boyfriend laugh soo much we look forward to your show every week
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  39. OMG I saw when Russell broke his hand and i was upset for him and i was sad for him too :(
    RUSSELL HOWARD YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  40. Russell Howard is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and he’s fit as well. He’s one of the best comedians

  41. i have found a good story for your “its not all doom and gloom” bit. its about a lady in america called JoAnne Fluke, who was born with tiny legs that are webbed and her spine ends at her waist, but despite all odds and not ment to have lived after 72 hours is now 35 years old, and is a ballroom dancer, after being turned away from countless dance studios started up her own for other people with disability and in wheelchairs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-uKg02aoB8

  42. dear russel i have just finnished watching one of your episodes and was wondering how you came to be one of the top comedians and who is your most favourite celeberaty im only 14 and up to now you are my favourite comedian/tv presenter and also could you put this letter on the air

  43. dear russel i think you are really cool and all my friend think you are amazing also i was wondering how could you become an actor/t.v presentor as it my dream to be an actor/t.v presentor. if it is not too much trouble could you put this fan message on your show it would mean a lot to me if you did im 14 years of age and is one of your biggest fan

  44. hey russell,
    we was in preston and my cousin has a new motorbike so my dad has a go on it and he didnt realize there was a dint and he endid up falling in it and i laughed that much i lost my money

  45. This is possibly the nicest video I’ve seen. It’s about a charity run by a woman called Emma Logan, her brother posted it on facebook and I don’t think it can be explained any better than how he put –

    The core of this charity is truly driven by love for children who are condemned to a life of poverty and trafficking. This charity gives the children a good life…one child at a time!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hogJgCd8UN0&feature=player_detailpage

    This is just a fantastic story …..

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  48. just watched your christmas special again when you mentioned the man who looks like that terrorist looks a bit like the old man off denis film lol you are amazing if i was st8 i would have you lol xxxx

  49. your show is the only reason to turn me tv on other than the xbox.
    shame you done the show in your star trek custome in it…

  50. OMG where to start….

    firstly i LLOOVVEE you, ur so funny n i love the cheeky smile you do its gorgouse hehe i have no idea why ur were voted 11th in most fanciable male celebrities you shouldof been first xxxxx

    and little smasher aka archie is such a cutie love your show never miss an ep i have watched every ep of mock the week that features you too xxxxxxxxxx

    keep up the good work a huge, loving and faithful fan
    amelia xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  51. ‘A zoo keeper leapt into action to save a constipated baby monkey – by licking its bum with his tongue. The tiny Francois’ leaf monkey ate a peanut thrown into its cage but was too small to pass it in the normal way. Zhang Bangsheng, 50, a keeper at Wuhan Zoo in China, said the monkey’s life had been in danger. First, he washed its bottom with warm water and then licked it for a full hour before it eventually defecated the peanut. Zhang said the monkey was too small for medication so his unconventional approach was the only way to save it.

    ‘He “laughed with satisfaction” when the little monkey finally delivered the nut, according to the China Smack news website. He had noticed that it was ill the day after putting it on public show for the first time and worked out what had happened after spotting peanut shells on the ground. The rare Francois’ leaf monkey is among China’s most protected animals. It is the first one to be born in the zoo for nearly ten years’ – Orange.

  52. Just watched the episode with the kung fu hamster love the joke about Justin Bieber being an annoying kid that everyone wants to sjoot because I hate Justin Bieber so I love Russell Howard for that joke

  53. russell howard,you r the best commedian i have ever seen,ive showed my family your comedy show,even my granny laghed..haha. you r a very funny,nice guy ….support you 4ever!<3

  54. Hey,
    I just found this video and thought you’d enjoy it:
    devour.com/video/floating-soccer-pitch/
    Enjoy!
    Angie

  55. Hey Russell,

    where did you get that t-shirt you wore on your last episode? (the one with the child being carried off by a bunch of balloons)

    Cheers Matt

  56. I was reading this story, and was just thinking of how you would immitate the horse who ‘always wanted to be a cyclist’, and the conversation the two horses would have before he joined, as you have done in the past. It made me laugh all the way through just thinking of you and the story together. ok so it’s not the funniest story in the world, but i’m sure you could make it funnier than how i thought of it.

  57. Hey Russell the olympic torch has just landed on “England soil” as they said. People were screaming over a golden candale holdder that had a tiny little flame and apparentley the torch has being given to some Torch guards who are goin to make sure no one steels it they are even going to sleep with it. Who the fuck sleeps with a bit of flame :P kind regards

    Harry Grinter

  58. hi russell your shows are brilliand and i am a huge fan. i have watched every episode of good news and good news extra. when you where on live at the apollo you where talking about narnia and said “i will give anyone £200 if they went to ikea and hid in a wardrobe, so when people open you jump out and scare them”. i see your bet as a challenge and i am going to do so i will get my mates to video this and i will post it on youtube. from jack lindsay age 14 from newcastle upon tyne. once more i am a HUGE fan.

  59. DID U HEAR THIS
    On 11.11.11 the day skyrim was released a baby was born and was named Dovahkiin
    and will get free bethesda games for life

  60. Russel on BBC1 sunday 15th July at 19.10 is the antiques roadshow there is the bloke that is always seen on the new he wonders behind the presenter trying to get on TV he is on here doing the same wearing a grey jumper. please look would be funny to see him on your show again.

  61. a good story is the school in huddersfield it was on the calenda news at 6pm a wail back anyway
    the head teacher was giving out slt’s, a after school detention if you forgot your pensil, pen, sharpener ruler planner or calculater sorry for the bad spelling

  62. Hello =]

    I was just wondering how you get tickets to be in the audience? Would much appreciate if i could get the information would be a brilliant day out to see Russell Howard and we don’t get out much lol ;p

    Many Thanks

  63. So i’ve only just watched episode 2, and i just have to say the story about Rachel at the end brought tears to my eyes, i decide to find out more about her campaign, i also found out that there is another one set up in her name, whilst reading the comments that are posted on it when people donate, so many of them say that they heard about her from watching Russell howards good news. So Russell y have if you are reading this and didnt already know, i thought you should know that the received a lot of donations because of your show

  64. Listen Roddy Mcintosh, Russell Howard IS funny and if you don’t like him, don’t watch!!! Simples!!! =) He does his bit to make everyone laugh, even me, and I still laugh, so learn that lesson. Douche.

  65. Hi Russell

    I need HELP can you watch this and give me some advise on this paranoid car owner, i finally filmed him after putting up with his Paranoia for MONTHS, when mum see him see thought he was trying to nick the car but after i told her who he was she found it really funny. My mum keeps saying its not the police we need its a psychiatrist

    PLEASE WATCH IT AND TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD AS JOKE ON HIM

    THIS IS THE LINK

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWy3JYr3m4s

    THANK-YOU

    ELLEN 87AUSSIEGILR HARRIS

  66. dear russ
    i realy enjoy your showes and i think you are the best comidan in the contry ,no sccrap that in EROUPE! anyways i found this on youtube and i thought it was funny http://youtu.be/qs3HBZC-AY8
    also known as “awsome cat”
    i also found this loling vid on youtube http://youtu.be/suUEyWZGNjg also known as
    Funny cat reaction to back scratch.

    keep up the good work :)
    love from jade

    p.s. can’t wait till thursday!!!

  67. Hey russel, heres a story, at my school, a boy fell off the climbing wall and is now in hospital for 3 months, cause the teacher didn’t tie a flipping knot!!

  68. I really enjoy watching Russell Howard’s Good News and I find it really funny however I sometimes find the language you use (Swearing) is excessive I love your sense of humor but it would make enjoying your program easier if you used less swearing

  69. Hey Russell. Two things…

    I went to your dry run at the Tabard the other night with my Sister and we absolutely loved it. I haven’t laughed like that for ages. For anyone who loves watching Good News, get down there and watch him cos’ somehow he’s even funnier in person.

    Secondly, I want you to check this dumbass rap video my friend made. It is so shit that it is actually art. Enjoy and thanks for putting on such a great show.

    David

  70. Hey Russell. Two things…

    I went to your dry run at the Tabard the other night with my Sister and we absolutely loved it. I haven’t laughed like that for ages. For anyone who loves watching Good News, get down there and watch him cos’ somehow he’s even funnier in person.

    Secondly, I want you to check this dumbass rap video my friend made.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntxcNLuCzUY&feature=colike

    It is so shit that it is actually art. Enjoy and thanks for putting on such a great show.

    David

  71. Just to mention to everyone… I’ve just watched episode 9 of the current season and mr Howard mentions the news concerning cannabis and the memory loss, lowered IQs. This is utter bollocks and has absolutely no solid or even theoretical basis. There have been studies to refute this. This is the government basically spreading scandal, rumours and down-right lies to a country that doesn’t deserve it. Yes, sure, Russell gets a couple of laughs about the subject but it promotes false information that is harmful to cannabis’ eventual legalisation… Which I look forward to ;) love the show tho!

  72. hi Russ, big fan of the show. How about you check out my mate having a dump in the ladies toilets. it in welsh but you should understand it. pissed my pants. go check it out and maybe feature it in a future show thanks.just type in sion cael shit on youtube

  73. Russell I’m a huge fan of your show, and a huge fan of your handsome good looks ahaha ;D
    But this is something I think you will appreciate, performed by Queen Elizabeth High School, Carmarthen, the school I attended last year.
    And every year, the sixth form always performs a Panto! :)
    This year they made a parody video including the teachers of PSY Gangnam style!
    I hope you watch it and enjoy! :) And hope to see it on your show, these pupils deserve some credit for their outstanding creativity!

  74. Dear Russ.

    Please read this…

    Monopoly: Cat replaces iron in board game overhaul

    The cat joins seven existing Monopoly tokens
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    Fans of Monopoly have voted to replace the iron with a cat-shaped playing piece in the popular board game.

    Following a month-long online poll, toy maker Hasbro said the feline design had beaten competition from a robot, helicopter, diamond ring and a guitar.

    “I think there were a lot of cat lovers in the world that reached out,” said Hasbro’s Jonathan Berkowitz.

    It is the first time fans have had a say on which of the eight tokens to keep and which to lose.

    “Tokens are always a key part of the Monopoly game… and our fans are very passionate about their tokens, about which token they use while they play,” Mr Berkowitz added.

    Scottie dog
    The Scottie dog was the clear favourite with fans from more than 120 countries who took part in the contest to decide which token should be saved, eventually securing 29% of the vote.

    While the shoe, wheelbarrow and iron were neck and neck in the final hours of voting, the iron ended up with just 8% of the vote and will now be retired from the game.

    The cat token received 31% of the total vote
    “While we’re a bit sad to see the iron go, the cat token is a fantastic choice by the fans and we have no doubt it will become just as iconic as the original tokens,” said Eric Nyman from Hasbro.

    The iron was one of the original game tokens introduced by the Parker Brothers in 1935, when the appliance was an important part of domestic life. The Scottie dog and wheelbarrow were added in the early 1950s.

    Previous tokens retired in the 1950s included a lantern, a purse and a rocking horse.

    The new cat design received 31% of the total vote and will be added to the existing tokens which include a race car, thimble, top hat, and battleship.

    Versions of Monopoly with the new token will come out later this year.

  75. An Ipswich Town footballer deleted his Twitter account minutes after apparently posting a photo of thousands of pounds of cash.

    Last month he said he could not afford to pay £50,000 to defend himself at an inquiry into horseracing corruption.

    The tweet read: “Keep tweeting me about being in debt haha love it #cash #skint #lol #lendmeafiver.”

    ‘Think before tweet’
    There was no indication of where the photo was from.

    Michael Chopra signed for Ipswich from Cardiff City in 2011
    An Ipswich Town spokesman said Chopra had decided to close the account, which had 14,000 followers, shortly after posting the photo at about 12:00 GMT.

    “Michael enjoys the banter of Twitter but sometimes that banter can be a little bit over the top,” he said.

    Last month new signing Aaron McLean had to apologise after tweeting that shopping in the town was “rubbish”.

    “As a club we welcome the use of Twitter,” the spokesman said.

    “In an era when fans don’t get close to players it’s a good communication tool, but players should think before they tweet.”

    Ipswich striker Jay Emmanuel Thomas posted his own message shortly after Chopra’s, which read: “Michael Chopra your a clown.”

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